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Thoughts??
Would you work for Ice for $100,000 starter salary?
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107 votes
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Anonymous 6w

yes hear me out: malicious compliance.

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Anonymous 6w

Hell no

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Anonymous 6w

absolutely, id love to make bank to do absolutely nothing all day 🙂‍↕️🙏 malicious compliance is a bitch

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Anonymous 6w

So fast

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Anonymous 6w

That one girl: Yes! Because I’m ugly and I have no skills and I’m poor :(

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Anonymous 6w

Yes of course. I could live off half the money donate the other half to help people who are suffering from this while also infiltrating and helping bring systems and people who support them down

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 6w

Like yes?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Yes

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 6w

Oh.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

lol. Imagine having to tell your family you work as an officer that will inevitably go to hell

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

She wouldn’t even be an officer. She would be in a van kidnapping people. 0 academy. No proper formal training. No classes on criminal justice

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

I think they removed the age limit on ice agents. So like a fifteen year old could join ice if they wanted😬

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

That’s like shooting someone and then paying for half the medical bills like tf ?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

We need more people with ethics and integrity and human rights activists to secretly enter these spaces so we can put a stop to it

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

And what if your first job is actually deporting a migrant mother to a Florida concentration camp and seeing it to the end?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Why would I shoot someone? I literally just said infiltrate and take them down from the inside?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

You can be apart of the system without kidnapping people ?? Like wtf??

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Why would I comply? That would be insane

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Social worker is a good start. You can help the children whose parents get deported but they have to stay here as born citizens. But you’d rather be the one to kidnap the parents..

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

I’m just not convinced you’ve thought through this entire process fully

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

It’s called an analogy bruh like

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Why would I kidnap people?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

That’s what ICE fucking does bro?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Go be border patrol or TSA if you just want to admit or not allow people to enter the country.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Literally I just said we’d infiltrate it. Why would u do any of that if ur there to INFILTRATE it

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

“WhY wOULd I wORk fOR A FeDERaL DePORTaTIoN oFFICE If I HaVE tO AcTUALLEEE DePORT sOMEoNE?”

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

You’re not very bright.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Ok but just because u get hired doesn’t mean u have to do that. The point of what im saying is to get hired to take up a spot so they don’t hire just another white supremacist who will go comply and kill/hurt/kidnap people

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

You’re stupid bro. Do you think they’re gonna give you $100,000 the second you get hired and that they’re gonna let you just sit on your ass there’s a thing called a quota.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Plus, they’re gonna keep hiring more people to fulfill that quota…

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

“ just because you get higher, doesn’t mean you have to do your job” ok???

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

U could also go and wipe their database that has all the information on people because the attacks aren’t all random they have names of people. Also if u do have to go to a scene u can say “oh i checked they weren’t illegal/they were a citizen” and then they won’t go there in the first place

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Ever heard of a spy?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

You’re not that guy.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

ICE isn’t doing anything secret bro their intentions and methods are public information. What exactly are you spying and sabotaging?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

They’ll hire anyone and if u tell them ur on their side they won’t suspect u

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6w

i need to find and deport this guy? ok sure what’s his name? uhhhhh can you spell that? okay i went to the address he’s not here. ohhhhh it’s on main street? i went to a street in maine my b

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Their future plans, informing the people they’re going to go after, secretly telling the potential victims of safe havens, turning the workers against each other to screw up their operation from the insider out.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

It really beats sitting on ur ass and doing nothing to help.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

I gave multiple ways to actually help. But stay delusional bro.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6w

See that’s what I’m saying but apparently that’s wrong to do so

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

i think they’re just misinterpreting you maybe😭 or they think it’s legitimately something you’re planning to do and not a hypothetical scenario

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Really? Because if u take a look around u might notice that it’s not enough. Being to scared to try to fix this isn’t something to be proud of girl

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

It's not that its wrong, it’s how you would do that especially when everyone else on your team wants to take the job seriously and higher ups definitely want to

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6w

also why ask for thoughts if ur not gonna listen and just jump on people and then downvote without reading

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

no literally the lack of reading comprehension is SCARY

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Anonymous 6w

Literally

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6w

Like what’s funny is wanna know what my major is and how I’m realistically going to help people? I’m planning on being a social worker I’m in my 2nd year

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

I’m not scared, I’m actually making a difference not sitting here and saying I’m “going to join ICE and be a spy” you sound weird

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