
i’ll do my best. engaging with art is not just determining if it entertained you or not. art is so much more than some binary or binary spectrum. art isn’t a product to review, it’s an experience. it can alter the way you think. if you haven’t had the experience of a piece of art moving you past your way of reviewing movies, then it’s like i’m trying to describe a dog to someone that’s never seen a dog.
extremely heavy handed, even just to get basic plot points across (panning the broken one wish willow at end after it being entirely clear). terrible dialogue. themes are heavy handed and lack depth. it’s just a constant rehashing of “not having consent bad” and “be careful what you wish for” without meaningfully exploring them. and those are children’s show themes. they did it better in fairly odd parents bro. just recycles trite horror gags, and the gore is terrible. mediocre performances
it looks exactly like his skits except darker. genuinely an ugly movie. embarrassingly bad soundtrack other than current joys and one other song. but i can’t emphasize enough how bad the dialogue is, even for horror. you can just tell the dude who made the movie has the brain of a 15 year old boy
bro i said everything i didn’t like about it. those are the things i would improve. tf am i supposed to say? i would make them act better? i would have a completely different plot? different soundtrack? better gore? better dialogue? you want me to write dialogue of a movie for you? dumb af
you’re just sincerely dumb. again not wasting my time to do that, and i wouldn’t want to. i am not a filmmaker. the movie doesn’t succeed about being itself. you’re just deflecting with this logical fallacy of an argument because you’re embarrassed you had to ask “how does one expect more from art?” and realized how dumb you are