Hey what if instead of criminals it was my balls and instead of shoplifting it was slobbering on my knob
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Anonymous3w
This is so true, you actually don’t have to pay for anything now. You’re allowed to keep anything you can fit in your pockets at Walgreens. I personally have shoplifted 22 toothbrushes
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Anonymous#23w
Asking the important questions that conservatives never do!